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Imagine a large, grey bus with a flexible trunk and dusty hide with sparse, coarse hair.
As it rounds the corner it sees a couple of passengers, raises its trunk and squeals with delight. Coming closer, it wraps its trunk around the first passenger and stuffs him into its "mouth".
Meanwhile, two
passengers alight from the bus, landing in an untidy heap under its upraised tail.
The driver sits astride the neck, on top of the bus, with a good view of traffic ahead.
"Elephant Float"
http://www.ics.uci..../ElephantFloat.html
only a tenuous link, but this giant representation of an elephant genital assault is too good to ignore [ConsulFlaminicus, Nov 04 2004]
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<having Ace Ventura flashback> |
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Wasn't that a rhinoceros? |
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Holy Cow! [Consul], that photograph is so way, way wrong that I can't begin to imagine how the scene occurred in the first place. |
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Dread to think what happens twixt mouth and tail. |
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Take a copy of Reader's Digestion with you. |
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Thought this was going to be a way for everyone to have an elephant. |
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Ah, yes it was a Rhino. Elephants better, more trunk space. |
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How does the passenger know when it's his stop? |
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I regret admitting it already, but I am actually laughing. |
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There's no shame in therapy, [zt]. |
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//it wraps its trunk around the first
passenger and stuffs him into its
"mouth".// |
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