Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Erwachsener Eggs
kinder eggs for adults
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I'm not sure if everyone is familiar with Kinder eggs or not, but for those who dont know they are chocolate covered eggs with a toy inside that you assemble yourself. The chocolate is poor, and the toys themselves are rarely very spectacular but many people seem to buy them anyway because they enjoy the suprise aspects of them and the process of building things. Going on my theory that adults are simply children with more accesories, i belive a line of larger "Adult eggs" containing a mystery Ikea-style piece of furniture would be very marketable.

bobofthefuture, Mar 04 2003



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       Large enough to hold furniture? That's going to command a pretty high price for a sight-unseen piece of houseware. Maybe as an ultra-upscale option...   

       The phrase "adult eggs" bothers me somehow.   

       Can "Product: Mystery" be a category?

snarfyguy, Mar 04 2003
  

       Faberge eggs used to furfill this role. Although not large enough to contain furniture they did contain all kinds of fabulously crafted artifacts.

Aristotle, Mar 05 2003
  

       Yes, this sounds good; the parts for a small steam engine, or components to build a basic PDA or MP3 player.   

       Of course, to be mechanically strong enough to hild all the parts, the shell of the egg is going to have to be made of very thick chocolate.   

       I'm trying hard to find a downside to that last statement ....... hmmm, choclolate-packaged furniture ..... mmmmmmm .....

8th of 7, Mar 05 2003
  

       <cracking chocolate sound> "Ooh, a combination USB hub/bottle opener - great!"

hippo, Mar 05 2003
  

       [Basie] - I remember those cars. They were the holy grail of Kinder toys, and I must've consumed literally hundreds of eggs and half-heartedly put together hundreds of second-rate toys in my quest for them. Ah, Kinderhood...   

       I disagree that the chocolate is (ahem, was) poor. I thought that it was absolutely yumptious.

sild, Mar 05 2003
  

       Small children also eat snot, it might be noted.

UnaBubba, Mar 05 2003
  

       8th, the downside is that the chocolate is actually very thin and the prize is contained within a plastic case that is impossible for a kid to open. I'd want a decent thickness of chocolate before I'd even contemplate this. But that's just me.   

       A bespoke service would be nice. Pick your giftee's favourite chocolate and choose a suitable gift. A Belgian Truffle egg with a dozen silk roses or fancy lingerie for that special someone. White chocolate with grapes for the hospitalised. Yorkie with the complete subbuteo team of choice for the soccer fan in your life.   

       A special halfbakery range to include a bottle opener that attaches to your mobile phone, a complete suite of miniature motorised road cones, self assembly swinging pendul/a/ae/ums, and (of course) a snap together hullaballoon.

egbert, Mar 05 2003
  

       Would this mean you would have to throw away 5 giant six-foot crazy-crocos before you got that bedside table you were after ?

nichpo, Mar 05 2003
  

       Like, with flames up the sides, an' stuff?

UnaBubba, Mar 05 2003
  

       Flames? I always thought that was seaweed!

egbert, Mar 05 2003
  

       >i
>inventory:
  

       you are carrying:
a lamp
a sword
a jewel-encrusted egg
the jewel-encrusted egg contains:
. A clockwork croissant

RayfordSteele, Mar 05 2003
  

       "IKEA-style"? Somehow appropriate to the style of product and marketing you're proposing. A German once told me Idioten Kaufen Einfach Alles.

jabbers, Apr 17 2003
  

       RS, that reminds me of a computer game I used to play. I always ended up in a damn forest with no way out. "Return to.....something or other.

po, Jul 20 2003
  

       Perhaps, to render the extremely thick chocolate more stable, Pocky-For-Men could be used as rebar?

Dood, May 24 2006
  


 
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