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Escargot Cult

 Slowly, but surely, taking over the world.
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Invented by someone French, the Escargot Cult is a quasi-religious organisation devoted to the furtherance of all things molluscular.

All messages shall go overland.
Things must be done deliberately, carefully and unobtrusively.
There is no food more valued than lettuce.
Leave a clear trail, to show where you've been.
If someone wants to eat you, submit.
Your home must be mobile.
Sure and steady wins the day.

All hail, Gastropoda !

—UnaBubba, Dec 14 2003

Snail Love http://ww2.mcgill.c...p/r3102/snails.html
[Klaatu, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

If someone wants to eat you, submit. http://news.bbc.co..../europe/3075897.stm
Well, that bit seems to be baked (no pun intended...really!). [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


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       Salt kills.
Use snail mail.
Slime is sublime.
—FarmerJohn, Dec 14 2003
   

       You taste better with butter.
—Cedar Park, Dec 14 2003
   

       <bfp>has my vote<bfp>
—gnomethang, Dec 14 2003
   

       Yummy. I can't eat enough snails. I hope they all submit to me eating them. +
—sartep, Dec 14 2003
   

       The gods must be crazy, you punster.
—phoenix, Dec 15 2003
   


 

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