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Everybody Must Get Boned

Non-Pervy Version - sorry Dylan
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They'll bone ya and your Mantlet Coffee Table.
They'll bone the letters, "Able Babel Cable."
They'll bone ya when you're wearin' burlap undies.
They'll bone your suicidal people movies.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

Well, they'll bone ya makin' peanuts out of wood.
They'll bone ya and your bullet-proofing hood.
They'll bone ya when you're carding for IQ.
Then they'll bone ya if you build a sock into a shoe.
But I do not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

Well, they'll bone you wearin' steak pantaloons.
Then they'll bone you putting logos on the moon.
They'll bone you and your flying, glowing squirrel.
They'll bone underwires on a girl.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

Well, they'll bone you when you're peein' in a can.
They'll bone the beautiful-athletes-only fan.
They'll bone you when you're hunting down a speeder.
They'll bone a homeless-to-the-hungry feeder.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

They'll bone ya for investing in an orphan.
They'll bone a rewriting of the Constitution.
Well, they'll bone ya when you're tryin' to suck your lint.
They'll bone ya cuz you just don't take a hint.
But I do not feel so all alone,
Cuz even beauxeault one time got boned.

k_sra, Jul 10 2003

Ranks on Google. http://www.google.c...f&q=get+boned&meta=
Third on a google search for "Get Boned" [Cuit_au_Four, Feb 24 2006]

Underwire Boobs Got Baked! http://israel21c.or...on=0&enZone=Health&
We all thought it would never happen, but it did! [k_sra, Aug 14 2007]

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       I guess you didn't learn anything today?
DrCurry, Jul 10 2003
  

       Not yet. But I still have a couple of hours.
k_sra, Jul 10 2003
  

       cool!
Jezzie, Jul 10 2003
  

       Bone Free!
As free as a “Ghost Phone”,
As free as the “High Toes”
Bone free
free as “Zoom Moons”,

Bone free, “Foam Afro's for toddlers”,
And it still astounds you
Each time you read “Battlesoup”

Stay free, “Advertisement casino”
You're free as a “Stem Cell Steak”
That you intend to bake

Bone free, is your “Evil Robot”
And you know what you got
Cause you're bone free!
Amos Kito, Jul 10 2003
  

       This is so good that I'd feel bad if it became a paradox. So, [k_sra] here's THE bone... (just my contribution to help you make sense, you know).
Pericles, Jul 10 2003
  

       That was truly selfless, [Pericles]. Thank you.
k_sra, Jul 10 2003
  

       In the interest of universal balance, have a bone.
ato_de, Jul 10 2003
  

       Just found this after posting my own Dylan tribute. This works so well when sung to the tune of Rainy Day Women +
spiritualized, Aug 28 2004
  

       I'm so very soreee, but I can not bone this. Very good. Croissant summa cum laude.
finflazo, Aug 29 2004
  

       I will ignore that last comment so I can enjoy my day without bad puns getting in the way. +
sartep, Oct 13 2004
  

       Much as I like this, I'm reinstating the necessary bone.
david_scothern, Oct 13 2004
  

       a bone again baker!
po, Oct 13 2004
  

       *sigh* It hurts the second time around just as much as the first. Like a virgin, boned for the very first time. etc, etc. <smirk>
k_sra, Oct 14 2004
  

       +1
po, Oct 14 2004
  

       applause (throws bun at stage)
Dub, Feb 24 2006
  

       can't find the original idea anymore, but underwires for boobs is baked! (see link)
k_sra, Aug 14 2007
  
      
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