Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Evil Joke Vending Machine
Sit back and watch the fun begin!
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A vending machine modified so that the opening in the tray you reach into to grab the drink is too small for the drink to fit through. You see the drink dispense into the tray, but you cannot get it out! Muwahahaha!!!!

Either that or have an electromagnet inside the tray with a normal-sized opening preventing you from pulling the can out so it's less obvious.

After about 10 seconds, a bottom panel opens and the drink falls down inside the machine where it is re-loaded, and the money is returned. Unless you somehow manage to get the drink anyway, in which case you don't get a dime back.


21 Quest, Dec 08 2006



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       I have enough problems with malfunctioning wending machines as it is. This wouldn't help.

Veho, Dec 08 2006
  

       Aw man, I was expecting something like "Hmm, how can I get back at Henderson in Accounting? Let's see: whoopee cushion, fake peanut brittle can, Ah! Dribble cup! A-5, a dollar fifty."

phundug, Dec 08 2006
  

       Actaully, that's not a bad idea, phundug. Have Hostess cupcakes laced with laxatives, dribble cups, and other joke items in a vending machine... post it, man! I'll bun that!

21 Quest, Dec 08 2006
  


 
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