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Evil Twist

A cookie cutter feel good love story with a horrible ending
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I would like it if there was a cookie cutter feel good love story with pretty people. The story would be simple pretty shy girl likes the stupid clueless hansome guy who is too stupid for his own good. Both come together throught silly happening.

Then at the end of the movie, they get married, in an outdoor setting. It's a pretty day and all the appropiate guests are there, family, friends, coworkers and a some random pretty face. They say there vows, everyone cheers and they go to a hot air balloon to float off into the sunset.

The credits beging rolling as the ballon balloon begins to float up into the air. The audience in the theator feeling all warm and cuddly begin to leave the theator. Then in the movie about 1/2 to 3/4 way through the credits, one or two of the ropes that hold the ballon basket come loose or break, tipping the newly married couple out. They fall to the ground. The guy breaks his neck and head cracks open in a visually gruesome way and the girl lands flat in such a way that she breaths a few breaths until she chokes on her blood. As the wedding part looks on in horror and shock.

An alternate ending would be they are driving away in a vehicle that has the just married and some cans on strings. As they are driving away they get broadsided by a speeding mac truck. And you get too see the disturbing results.

nustada, Oct 26 2006

Ôdishon http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235198/
not exactly as described, but. [calum, Oct 26 2006]

Bambi meets Godzilla http://video.google...3634309875781837645
[normzone, Oct 27 2006]

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       You need to see Ôdishon.
calum, Oct 26 2006
  

       On a slightly lighter note, you might also enjoy watching 1972's The Heartbreak Kid with Charles Grodin and Cybill Shepherd. The body of the movie is very like you describe leading up to the intimated but not actually shown train wreck ending. Neil Simon and Elaine May at their best.
jurist, Oct 26 2006
  

       I cannot remember the name of the movie but it was set during the civil war. In the movie a captive soldier is being hung on bridge by the enemy. The rope snaps and he narrowly escapes. The rest of the film involves the main character dodging enemy soldiers and returning to his family. Once his life is back to normal and happy.... the rope cinches around his neck and he is hanging under the bridge. The rope breaking, the escape and the return to his family wall just a fleeting scenario that flashed through his mind in a split second during the hanging. What an ending!
MoreCowbell, Oct 27 2006
  

       I believe that is "Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge". Based on a short story by... by... ah, just google it
phundug, Oct 27 2006
  

       Ambrose Bierce.
phundug, Oct 27 2006
  

       Yes, a good movie. Also see "Bambi meets Godzilla" [link].
normzone, Oct 27 2006
  

       [phundug] Yes! thats the one!   

       [rcarty] Muhahahaha! Actually, sorry about that.
MoreCowbell, Oct 27 2006
  
      
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