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Exfoliation Drain

Drain strainer dance provides painless pedicure.
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This brass shower drain cover is perforated with sharp-edged gaps to quickly remove wrinkled and calloused skin. Its surface is sandpaper rough to gently buff away the dry, dead cells on the surface of tired feet. A two minute shuffle in the shower over the drain cover, like a barefoot walk on the beach, is a great way to exfoliate feet, soothing and smoothing the skin.
FarmerJohn, Oct 14 2004

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       So simple and practical, it almost has no place at the HB. +
vigilante, Oct 14 2004
  

       I would definitely fall over.
yabba do yabba dabba, Oct 14 2004
  

       Don't scuff your knees.
skinflaps, Oct 14 2004
  

       <intakeofbreath>Ouch!</intakeofbreath>
DesertFox, Oct 14 2004
  

       Sure takes all the fun out of having sex in the shower for the person on the bottom.
jurist, Oct 14 2004
  

       I think you're having sex in the shower wrong.
Worldgineer, Oct 14 2004
  

       I'd only ever done it standing up. I suppose you could sit/lie down, but that seems awkward. Anyway, why would you be sitting on the drain in the first place?
Macwarrior, Oct 15 2004
  

       //Sure takes all the fun out of having sex in the shower for the person on the bottom.//   

       Wha the hey...?   

       Macwarrior, I agree.
blissmiss, Oct 15 2004
  

       Perhaps my shower area is larger than yours...roughly 4 feet deep by 7 feet wide by 8 feet high. Permits a few more positions, though the exfoliation drain remains right in the center of things, chapping knees and roughing butts.
jurist, Oct 15 2004
  

       Actually, sounds like a nifty spot to dispose of bodies, (human), if in a pinch.   

       I, however, would be worried a few spiders might climb their way back out, the bastards, after I have mooshed, smooshed, drowned, and stamped on their nasty, evil, stanky, selves.   

       (Tonight at dinner, wonderful food, excellent conversation, first time in weeks to relax with loved one, look up, and directly over our dinner...yep, you got it, a flaming, fucking, life changing spider, looking down at us like we were the main course, the 8 legged, man eating beast.)
blissmiss, Oct 15 2004
  
      
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