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car seat cover made of replica blinking eyes
Like those wooden beaded seat covers, only
each bead is a mechanical eye that blinks
Delux version has a remote control and joy
stick to make them all look in a certain
direction at once, or blink rapidly to scratch
particular part of your back using their
in any colour, they go
sleep at night and get bloodshot if
you sit on them for too long.
beaded cover [xenzag, Jul 01 2006]
And then hook them up to this
[normzone, Jul 02 2006]
||wouldn't it be awfully disturbing to sit on a bunch of eyes... and besides, the eyelashes would tickle :)
||[javajean] if they disturb you that much
you could apply mascara to yours instead,
or peer into, them searching for the
hidden cataract that wins you a prize.
||Every ICU should have at least one.
||Hopefully, it would be more disturbing to burglars trying to break into the car. Getting them to all glare at a particular spot might be useful. Giving a few of them pinhole cameras would be better though... until the burglar stole the seat cover.