Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Fake Booger
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Tired of siblings / coworkers horking your stuff? Frustrated at finding your soda drunk, brownies gone? Wonder why you can't hang on to sunglasses or handlotion? It would seem that the people around you think you are nice and clean. They don't fear your cooties. Its time to shake them up!

Introducing the Fake Booger from BUNGCO! Made with the gooey rubber technology used for fishing lures and novelty toys, these little gems come in varying sizes on a sheet of waxed paper. Apply them to objects you wish to keep and watch lurking bandits think twice before grabbing! Order a gross today!


bungston, Nov 08 2004

http://www.bentwate...com/fakebooger.html [half, Nov 08 2004]

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       Don't forget rubber cement.

sartep, Nov 08 2004
  

       Save for the (unsightly?) scar that is pretty damn funny [scout].
These need to have occasional streaks of blood and different consistencies to be realistic.

jscottpete, Nov 09 2004
  

       Those folks who know what a booger looks like have proven that they pick their nose, no?

bristolz, Nov 09 2004
  

       scout, how's Nick doing? Or does every musician know a sax player like that?

swamilad, Nov 09 2004
  

       [bristolz] I'll pick a booger out if it is bothering me and I consider my finger the best option. It isn't a procedure that offends me or I find inappropriate. To answer your question, though: that is not the only way to discover the appearance of ones built up nasal mucus.

jscottpete, Nov 09 2004
  

       Thanks for the detailed coverage, pete.

RayfordSteele, Nov 09 2004
  

       "these little gems" was the best part of this idea.

Machiavelli, Nov 09 2004
  

       //these little gems//   

       "If you don't stop mining for diamonds up there then your head is going to cave in."

UnaBubba, Nov 09 2004
  

       My specialty, I guess [Rayford]

jscottpete, Nov 09 2004
  
      
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