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High riding T-shirts and low riding pants have been adopted by the masses, and frequently masses is what such outfits reveal. Some svelte types like myself might feel themselves to be at a disadvantage. I propose that the cummerbund-like device be constructed, with the back consisting of sythetic
flesh-toned rubber buttcheeks. This FRA would be only the very tops of the cheeks, plumber-style, and the rubber part would taper so that it might be tucked into pants. The T-shirt should descend to cover the upper part of the FRA.
The FRA could be sold at streetfairs, novelty shops and other similar places.
Similar idea
http://www.halfbake...20Sculpture_20Nards
[bungston, Nov 30 2004]
This idea
http://www.akrondes...dation/9-18593.html
There's more. [contracts, Nov 30 2004]
Another Butt
http://www.costumes...roduct_code=fm25788
[contracts, Nov 30 2004]
But then again.......
http://www.google.c...search=&safe=images
[normzone, Nov 30 2004]
Gerbil urban legend
http://www.snopes.c.../homosex/gerbil.htm
Richard Gere? Seriously? [ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004]
tie-on fake bum
http://www.the-joke...prod.asp?product=77
there you go [Tabs] [ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004]
Real Rubber Ass for [Tabs]
http://www.actionfa.../pictures/13268.gif
Made of hard rubber by Schleich. 3"L x 2.25"H. US$4.75 [jurist, Dec 01 2004]
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Perhaps the crack could serve as a bottle opener? |
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Thought this was going to be a sex aid for stud donkeys.... |
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Do you have that in rodent? |
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Optional hair
[Jutta], at least it wasn't "Fake rubber Donkey" |
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At least she didn't ask "Do you have rodent in that?" |
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[half], is that a gerbil reference? [link] |
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