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Famous Naval Battle Bowls

Pour in cereal, milk and eat.
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Cereal bowls, shaped specifically in the designs of famous naval battles of history, from the Battles of Salamis and Plataea to the Battles of Svolder, Cashi, Tsangdao and Dover and those at Diu and Punta Delgada to more modern battles such as Medway, Trafalgar, Tsushima, Jutland and the WWII conflicts of Taranto, River Platte, Coral Sea, Midway, Philippine Sea and Leyte Gulf.

Collect the whole set then sit opposite your brother, friend or partner and sink each others' cornflake with a handful of raisins. Start your day off with a rousing battle and a shower of milk and imaginary blood and guts.

UnaBubba, Nov 21 2008

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       //imaginary blood and guts// - why "imaginary"? Does it not say "now with added iron and minerals" on the side of the box? [+]
hippo, Nov 21 2008
  

       A mild hangover caused me to read: Famous Naval Battle Owls.
zen_tom, Nov 21 2008
  

       - and I read "Famous Naval Battle Bowls" and was going to reply that this was baked because Sir Francis Drake famously played bowls on Plymouth Hoe when the Spanish Armada arrived, and finished his game before going to defeat the Armada in a famous naval battle...

- or "Famous Navel, Action Bowels" - a remake of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
hippo, Nov 21 2008
  

       It may something like that on some boxes, [hippo]. I don't know what is in every cereal box that users might... use.
UnaBubba, Nov 21 2008
  
      
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