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After a strenuous rampage of guitar strumming and plucking mayhem, fumble for the Jellybean dispenser switch.
"Wicked Guitar" !!! (audience interloo,,)
Snap and click your fingers upon the dispensing switch!
This switch is placed just above the tremolo bar.
The guitar's, evocative composition
rips through the air.
The guitar storage jellybean elevation compartment is now whipping into action. These colourful sweets are sprung from the guitar.(The mid-flow locomotive timbre may now continue with the sweet taste of raspberries) A frenzied mosh pit ensues as assortments of jellybeans fill the air with every striking note and snapping of the switch.
Ovoid Red? mmmm..
I'm still not sure I understand it, but
Keyboard_20Mint_20Launcher
it does remind me of this most excellent idea. [half, Apr 12 2005]
for [david_scothern]
http://www.lardlad....n11/alligator.shtml
[yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 13 2005]
[link]
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I hear Hendrix used to keep jelly beans under his headband. |
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Interspersing lovely jelly beans with yukky liquorice to fire at evil bass player. |
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Beats the hell outa' tossing monkey nuts!. |
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you insured against litigation from zapped audience members? |
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Sorry, man, I'm just not quite fluent in what you're speaking today. |
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This is a guitar that shoots jellybeans toward the audience and/or the player? |
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Does "guitars evocative a composition which rips through the air" mean that the ejected jellybeans strike the strings thus causing music/sound/noise to come from the guitar? |
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interloo? ...I don't think want to know. |
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do you *do* ...babies? mmmmm. |
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esp. the little blackcurrant ones... |
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On a serious fruity sweet offering.. yeh it pings outa the guitar whilst you're in a full string twanging frenzy.."If only I could ....." |
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I like this more and more. a kinda musical orgasmic treat. |
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Concur with the sentiment but contest the spelling. |
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Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chili. I said to myself, "Evans, you forgot Hollywood Rule #1: Kill Homer Simpson." |
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For the life of me I can't quite remember all of that episode, but it was really funny. |
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Is this idea what happens when you string the topics of two completely random web pages together? Even a surreal idea has to make some kind of sense... I think. |
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I reach my hand down between my legs
and pull the seat back (from hither draw my jelly bean stack.) |
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