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Feline Variable Ballast

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This idea was inspired by [po]'s observation: //how is it that a 10oz kitten standing on your chest, exerts a downward pressure of 1/4 ton per paw?//

Quite how cats manage to rapidly alter their weight, while keeping their mass constant, is beyond science to explain. It is probably encoded in the same gene that allows them to walk through walls.

Although it remains a mystery, this phenomon should be harnessed for the good of man and cat kind.

Here is my idea for an aplication, use cats as variable weight ballast for transportation purposes:

A train requires greatest traction when accelerating or braking hard but can still manage high speeds with less weight.

A hot air balloon needs ballast as does a ship.

The problem is how to persuade the cat to alter its weight on demand. I believe that a simple mechanism, which I will describe below, would make a cat alternate between very heavy and very light states.

The mechanism of which I speak consists of a recumbant human in a bed, upon whose chest a cat sits. The second part of the device is a high shelf on which sits some cat treats. The shelf can be hidden or revealed to the cat by a flap.

With the flap closed the cat will revert to its heavy state providing balast. When the flap is opened, the cat spies the treats and prepares to jump causing it to switch to the light state.

Thus the weight state of the cat can be controlled on a whim.

There may be some latency in the system on closing the flap as the cat will not immediatly return to dozing on the humans chest.

rambling_sid, Dec 30 2004

The Theory of Cat Gravity http://www.robinwoo.../CatGravPoster.html
Our in-house physicists are gonna hate this one. [nick_n_uit, Jan 02 2005]

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       <sigh> Was hoping this was a means of controlling the altitude of zeppelins with thousands of feral cats......
ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 30 2004
  

       I was hoping they were used on hot air balloons instead of sandbags. Need more lift? Just throw Felix over the side there. One less arogant demi- rodent in the world.
etherman, Dec 30 2004
  

       [etherman] I think that's what [CF} was saying.
BTW //through Felix over the side// ?
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Dec 30 2004
  

       you should be used to my spelling by now. and dont put words in *consu's* mouth... or anything else for that matter.
etherman, Dec 30 2004
  
      
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