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Fido Frisbee Feeder

 Dogfood dispenser gun...Catch, Fido!
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My neighbour's dog used to chase a frisbee for as long as you could bear to play with it. After wearing out all of the humans it owns, the dog had no-one to throw the frisbee anymore, so it chewed the frisbee up and settled into a sedentary life, doggie-style.

These days it's so fat that you couldn't get it off the ground with a Saturn V launch vehicle.

The Fido Frisbee Feeder fires frisbee discs of dog kibble for your pooch. You don't tire of tossing a soggy, dogspit-soaked toy all day, and Fido gets his daily nutrition and exercise, chasing and catching the frisbees.

—UnaBubba, May 25 2002

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       Combine with clay pigeon catapult for extra fun...
—yamahito, May 25 2002
   

       Call your dog Skeeter?   

       Or Trapper, perhaps?
—UnaBubba, May 25 2002
   

       Last night I saw a video clip of a dog who would chase a tennis ball shot out of one of those automatic tennis ball servers. Then he would bring the ball back and drop it into the machine to be fired off again and again and again... No food involved there, though.
—beauxeault, May 25 2002
   

       Sounds like fun... to watch... for a little while.
—UnaBubba, May 25 2002
   

       Did the tennis ball machine/slobber factor kick in?
—thumbwax, May 25 2002
   

       Sounds like this could be applied to humans, too. Maybe a muzzle-loading Hot Pocket(tm) cannon?
—jester, May 25 2002
   

       It would be handy for feeding teenagers.
—UnaBubba, May 26 2002
   

       My dog likes eating the machine. I already build 3 units.
—merry merrie, May 27 2002
   

       If it could only shoot kitties...
—vigilante, May 27 2002
   

       Don't go there.
—UnaBubba, May 28 2002
   

       Sounds good. What kind of density of kibble are we talking here? 12-guage? 15?
—thelumberjack, May 28 2002
   

       What *are* you talking about? What does 12 gauge have to do with density?
—UnaBubba, May 28 2002
   

       "Pull!"
Dog biscuit for you, UB.
—goff, May 28 2002
   

       Croissant for brett's modification. Could it fire croissants, I wonder?
—nick_n_uit, May 28 2002
   

       //These days it's so fat that you couldn't get it off the ground with a Saturn V launch vehicle.//   

       Surely that wouldn't get it off the ground, but more blast it into the ground and toast it? Or is the idea to have the dog *above* the rocket?   

       //It would be handy for feeding teenagers//   

       I can feed myself thanks.
—NickTheGreat, May 28 2002
   

       No, no, nickthegrate, he's talking about feeding teenagers *to* the dogs... ;op
—yamahito, May 28 2002
   


 

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