Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Fishbone Prison Blues

For the man in baklawa
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The world lost something special last week: Johnny Cash went the way of all flesh. Of lesser note, unless you're in Australia, Slim Dusty passed on, too. Anyway, here's a little tribute I wrote for one of the great Country/Blues/Popular singers of the last 50 years. I hope you like it. I called it Fishbone Prison Blues... It goes like this...

I see the fishbone comin'
It's drivin' me 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen a croissant,
Since, I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Fishbone Prison,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that Squirrel Cage Train's a-rollin',
On down to San Antone.

When I was just a newbie,
[StarChaser] told me, "Son,
Always show a little whimsy,
And you should see some buns,"
But I posted ideas about GM,
And magic cars that fly,
When I see the fishbone votes hit,
I hang my head and cry.

I bet that [FarmerJohn] is postin',
Another two point five,
About Spray-on Java Coffee,
Or Inflatable Freightcars,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be he,
And those fishbones keep a-landin',
And that's what tortures me.

Well, if they freed me from this prison,
If those Dodgy Wind Chimes were mine,
I bet I'd do better, just a little,
Turn some water into wine,
Far from Fishbone Prison,
That's where I want to be,
Hey guys, just one tiny, lonesome croissant,
Would blow my blues away

UnaBubba, Sep 23 2003

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       I'll walk the line - if someone explains what it means   

       thanks UB, thanks johnny.
po, Sep 23 2003
  

       Very nice work, Sue.   

       Did you write that all at once, or One Piece at a Time?
half, Sep 23 2003
  

       We loved to have a dance with Dusty
Well, we loved to have a dance with Slim
He always had a song for us
And nobody sang them better than him.
  

       G'day mate.
phoenix, Sep 23 2003
  

       ooooh an in-joke is born. Hi Sue.
po, Sep 23 2003
  

       I've seen where Johnny Cash got his start. It's about 12 miles from my house.
fogfreak, Sep 23 2003
  

       You live near the prison? Wow!
UnaBubba, Sep 23 2003
  

       Una, Dos, TresBubbas cheers!
FarmerJohn, Sep 23 2003
  

       Nice one.
Jinbish, Sep 23 2003
  

       The Man in Baklava so to speak. Though I think that may be stretching the pastry analogy a bit far. I like it though.
notme, Sep 23 2003
  

       A fitting tribute, UB. Better than my own little memorial, which consisted of drinking too much Jack Daniels with a few mates down the pub. Can't remember much of the evening, but I'm pretty sure I didn't shoot a man in Reno. More's the pity.
lostdog, Sep 23 2003
  

       Nice.+
sartep, Sep 24 2003
  

       //didn't shoot a man in Reno//   

       I might try one, about a Reno who looks like a man?
UnaBubba, Sep 24 2003
  

       You wait all year for a UB song and then two come along at once! I reckon Johnny's just about the most famous native american (or descendant thereof) there has ever been and certainly the only songster I've ever heard of. Good on him and "Pilamayan, Johnny!"
<aside> Can never help though, when hearing Ring of Fire, thinking about a particularly bad experience with a vindaloo...
goff, Sep 24 2003
  

       Nice tribute, 'Bub
thumbwax, Sep 24 2003
  

       Cash was cool! Nice one 'Bubba.


As I logged on the ‘bakery, one dark and stormy night
I checked the votes on my idea, and saw a dreadful sight
The ‘bones outnumbered croissants, by more than ten to one
And in the annos column, a flamewar had begun.

Yippee-aye-o, yippee-aye-ai!
Halfbakery’s on-line, today!

And so I changed the idea text, to cope with the critique
But still the ‘bones kept piling up, the outlook seemed so bleak.
And admin soon provided, the dagger’s final twist
And m-f-d’d the whole idea, and said it was a list.

Yippe-aye-o, yippe-aye-ai!
Halfbakery’s on-line, today!

I begged for their indulgence, it didn’t get results
Instead I was subjected, to even more insults
To my dismay, it multiplied the fishbones that I’d scored
Ah well, it helps to pass the day. At least I won’t get bored!

Yippe-aye-o, yippe-aye-ai!
Halfbakery’s on-line, today!
DrBob, Sep 24 2003
  

       Anyday of the week, huh, [UB]? +
k_sra, Sep 24 2003
  

       You need only ask. I do them for parties, too. There must be, oh, fifteen minutes work here.
UnaBubba, Sep 25 2003
  
      
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