Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Flatulence Recycling
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A device, either plug or undies insert which can operate in 2 different modes...

mode 1: Joyful: Flatulence is ignited: care taken to mix enough atmospheric oxygen so it doesn't actually set fire to something... just a loud explosion; both the noise and the wisps of steam impress your friends and show them you really care about their olfactory senses.

mode 2: Sedate: not as demonstrative as mode 1: fuel for a fuel-cell which charges a small battery which can be used to recharge your cell-phone or PDA.


FlyingToaster, Apr 30 2008

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       mode 3: textual output via the Internet.

Ian Tindale, May 01 2008
  

       that's sortof a given.

FlyingToaster, May 01 2008
  

       gross out humor

jaksplat, May 01 2008
  

       // fuel for a fuel-cell //   

       Sulphides will poison a fuel-cell catalyst very quickly....

8th of 7, May 01 2008
  
      
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