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I arrived early for work, as usual. My desk was level, the restraints on my chair loose and stowed to the sides. On my way past I flicked on the "warmup" switches, to begin the computer boot sequence and to power up the hydraulics. I slipped into the change rooms and put on my pressure suit, all the
while thinking about where I might go today.
Roland, the janitor, was there, also suiting up. He said he had chosen the armoured water cannon option for the day. I hoped he was cleaning outside and not inside, in that case.
I ducked into the cafeteria, for a quick breakfast, running an eye over the day's task charts and imminent threat levels. The Fenwick tender was due today, briefing in 4 minutes. I bolted down my breakfast and headed for the briefing room.
I scrambled at 8:29:33, slipping into my seat and buckling in, powering up the HUD on my Flight Simulator Cubicle and began work. First task was to tidy up the language on Fenwick, to give it an even chance of success. I flipped the autopilot on and began the input sequences necessary. The entire process of proofing and settling the document took eleven minutes and twenty-two seconds. I crosschecked the wording, selected the target (Brad Walton, team leader) and launched the document to him via email. I was already loading the next threat vectors in when I saw that it had hit the mark and Brad had opened the document. He was a sharp operator... it would be added to the costing proposal and dispatched by courier within a half hour.
I pulled into a tight turn, changing direction, as the new task began to materialise as a threat warning... Answering a complaint letter from a valued client. I selected a range of likely response sentences and possible corrective action courses from the display, working quickly. The G forces hit almost 3.5 as I opened the throttle and powered into a climb, heading for the moral high ground and drafting the letter rapidly. The customer was only partly right but the sales departent would suffer some collateral damage for their part in the stuffup. Two more complaints materialised as I closed in on the problem... I began evasive action manoeuvres and dished off one of the complaints to my wingman, Jason Harbright.
Damn, I loved working in this place!
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UnaBubba, I take back all the crude jokes
and rude comments I made about you
whilst you weren't looking. Even the ones
that were justified. |
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// I take back all the crude jokes and rude comments // |
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If you're not using them any more, can we borrow them ? |
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Weve reserved a rotary-wing cubicle for you, trekkie. Muwahahahaha! |
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Faced with a threat like that, we shall forswear Bubba-baiting in this thread.... |
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I promise it won't make it off the ground. |
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Bugger. I'm going to have to start from
scratch with the crude jokes and rude
comments. |
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All your abuse are belong to us ..... |
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You can set up an Abuse menu on your Flight Simulator Cubicle. Menu setup options are available under both Countermeasures and Weapons Systems, depending upon whether you're after defensive or offensive options, respectively. |
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Please arrange to have the inboard mount points modified to take our "Special Tactical" stores for use against the Sales so-called "people". |
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This reminds me of an idea that I was going to post - hb joystick.pre-set with mfd, bun-bone triggers etc..as you navigate this site at a ceiling of 10 inches. |
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<fires off chaf> Hey, Maverick! Does Charlie, from HR, still do the inductees' assestments? And is Iceman still going for that promotion? Goose, Over. |
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"Hey ho, Jester's dead....." |
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//The G forces hit almost 3.5// How does that work, then? |
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I completely misinterpreted this idea. I thought this would be a simulated workspace that would train you to spend forty hours a week in an office environment. |
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//How does that work, then?// |
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We cinch your G string up really tight, like an atomic wedgie, only painful. |
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Oh, no! We're [M-F-D]'ed! Eject! Eject! Eject! |
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[elhigh]...... [Elhigh]....... [ELHIGH] ! .... don't do that, it's not nice. |
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