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Coruba, Kahlua,
Foo-foo drinks to fool ya
Key Limeade, for blissmiss
A thriving little booze biz
In shells of coconuts
They'll smash you fast
Unless you take it slow,
[reensure], don't you wanna know
Which way the palm trees go?
Unexpected use of coconut shells
http://www.tifac.or...hgt/case/cocnut.htm
Manufacture of Activated Carbon from Coconut Shells Using Fluidised Bed Technology [polartomato, Jun 17 2002]
Coconut Museum
http://www.coconut.com/museum/uses.html
All you ever wanted to know about the coconut [polartomato, Jun 17 2002]
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Uhh... I don't want to be presumptuous, but this looks a little familiar. |
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Just one question: what the hell do you sell? |
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You forgot the verse with the paper umbrellas. |
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PT, anything tropical and potent, unless you're wearing a leopard print lycra catsuit. Happy hour... 24 hours a day. It's always christmastime in heaven. |
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with 'The Sound Of Music' twice an hour, on channels one two and three.. |
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Damn! I love that catsuit! I guess I'll have to wear some kind of prairie garb and dance around like Julie Andrews under a big ol' neon palm tree? |
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Champagne! Perfume going in, garbage coming out. |
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sorry, what tune is it? and are there two or three syllables in 'reensure'? I never know whether to pronounce it rijn-shur or ree-ehn-shur. |
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Call the doctor, wake him up say
"Doctor --- ain't there something I can take
I say, 'Doctor', with mulberries in a shake?
I say, 'Doctor', ain't there nothing I can take?"
He say, "Doctor? You such a silly drunk, |
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You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together;
put the lime in the coconut, but milk and whey's better
put than lime in the coconut with paste of green melon
put the lime in the coconut, does that answer your question?" |
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--- wit many apologies to H.N., (rë' ën)'' sure [that's sort of how it sounds to me] |
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Geez, George... you must be a... genius? |
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