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Flocking Yellow and Green Neon Banana Palm Trees

 Sittin' on a rock in the sun.
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Coruba, Kahlua,
Foo-foo drinks to fool ya
Key Limeade, for blissmiss
A thriving little booze biz
In shells of coconuts
They'll smash you fast
Unless you take it slow,
[reensure], don't you wanna know
Which way the palm trees go?
—UnaBubba, Jun 16 2002

Unexpected use of coconut shells http://www.tifac.or...hgt/case/cocnut.htm
Manufacture of Activated Carbon from Coconut Shells Using Fluidised Bed Technology [polartomato, Jun 17 2002]

Coconut Museum http://www.coconut.com/museum/uses.html
All you ever wanted to know about the coconut [polartomato, Jun 17 2002]

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       Uhh... I don't want to be presumptuous, but this looks a little familiar.   

       Just one question: what the hell do you sell?
—polartomato, Jun 16 2002
   

       You forgot the verse with the paper umbrellas.
—phoenix, Jun 16 2002
   

       PT, anything tropical and potent, unless you're wearing a leopard print lycra catsuit. Happy hour... 24 hours a day. It's always christmastime in heaven.
—UnaBubba, Jun 16 2002
   

       with 'The Sound Of Music' twice an hour, on channels one two and three..
—yamahito, Jun 16 2002
   

       Damn! I love that catsuit! I guess I'll have to wear some kind of prairie garb and dance around like Julie Andrews under a big ol' neon palm tree?
—polartomato, Jun 16 2002
   

       Champagne! Perfume going in, garbage coming out.
—UnaBubba, Jun 16 2002
   

       sorry, what tune is it? and are there two or three syllables in 'reensure'? I never know whether to pronounce it rijn-shur or ree-ehn-shur.
—sappho, Jun 17 2002
   

       halfbakery: song?
—yamahito, Jun 17 2002
   

       Call the doctor, wake him up say
"Doctor --- ain't there something I can take
I say, 'Doctor', with mulberries in a shake?
I say, 'Doctor', ain't there nothing I can take?"
He say, "Doctor? You such a silly drunk,		   

       You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together;
put the lime in the coconut, but milk and whey's better
put than lime in the coconut with paste of green melon
put the lime in the coconut, does that answer your question?"		   

       --- wit many apologies to H.N., (rë' ën)'' sure [that's sort of how it sounds to me]
—reensure, Jun 17 2002
   

       Geez, George... you must be a... genius?
—UnaBubba, Jun 17 2002
   
      
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