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Foley Dentures

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Can you amaze your friends by whistling a perfect imitation of the mating call of an African Swift? Or by producing a flawless rendition of the sound of a pebble being dropped down a well? Or a harmonica being played in an echo chamber? Well, can you?

You can now!! Unlimitless sound effects can emerge from your mouth, to the amazement and impressitude of those around you. It's all thanks to MaxCo's latest range of Foley Dentures.

Available as full denture sets, bridges, or crowns, each Foley Denture contains a inductively-rechargeable battery, a miniature speaker, and some clever circuitry. Simply upload* up to 23 different sound-effect files to your Foley Denture, and remember to carry the remote control in your pocket.

At the appropriate moment, discretely press one of the numbered buttons on your remote and - gadulka! - the corresponding sound effect will emerge in all its digital perfection from your mouth.

(*Using Bluetooth, obviously)

MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 21 2015

Taunting_20Noisemaker [xenzag, Jan 22 2015]

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       The "clever circuitry" just needs to be a radio receiver (Bluetooth, you specified). The remote control can also be the thing into which you download the sound files (more convenient, too). A radio signal (from the remote) to play a sound (by the speaker in the Foley Denture) could just as easily be a radio signal containing a sound.
Vernon, Jan 22 2015
  

       True, but then again the development department of MaxCo. has never gone in for reckless simplicity.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 22 2015
  

       If you broadcast the sound as AM radio, the dentures could be made of quartz and your tongue could operate as a cat's whisker.
mitxela, Jan 22 2015
  

       Max - read annotations on link..... Re my Stomach Radio.... Teeth good idea too though Molar Bird Mouth instead of Minah bird?
xenzag, Jan 22 2015
  

       This gives me an idea — must post “Foley Speculum”.
Ian Tindale, Jan 22 2015
  

       I really don't want to speculate on that one.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 22 2015
  
      
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