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I suppose everyone does have a different forehead... but different enough for a fingerprint scanner to tell the difference? Otherwise it could lead to frustrating nights sleeping outside, anvil by your side, hair on end with static and a throbbing pain as your brain cells die from impact shock. |
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Monty Burns has a facial recognition system similar to this. See episode "Last Exit to Springfield" |
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...how will it deal with bangs, glasses, and hats? |
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Each person's head makes a distinctive sound as it hits the door... |
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[robinism] I think there are only so many different types of 'thump' noise |
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Could always do a quick DNA scan, I guess. (I was rather perturbed to discover that I leave a head print when I lean against windows and shiny elevator doors.) |
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//bangs, glasses and hats//reminds me of a public house version of "eats,shoots and leaves". |
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Leaning forward past a heavy package is difficult. Use a softer portion of anatomy halfway down. Less painful to bounce against the door, too. |
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I imagine the poor drunken fellows bashing their heads against the nearby walls, thinking, 'Ere, theesh door would be eeshier to open if I had a shtupid key'. |
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Maybe a coded knock?
"Knock-knock, , knock-a-tee-knock"
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This would work if you stamped it with your feet, or hit your head at the wrong door, even. |
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