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Fountain Penance

A pen that contains a small colony of stinging ants.
 
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Once when it was enough to apologize to one person who was usually never involved there was no need for Fountain Penances.

Now instead of having to face the multifarious opines of witnesses to past actions simply eject this colony of stinging gougers into your underpants.

rcarty, Dec 18 2010

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       Would this not be better called Penants?
xenzag, Dec 18 2010
  

       Yes, it might not. Penitents was another popular choice but it was for an entirely different and thoroughly baked idea.
rcarty, Dec 18 2010
  

       Not enough jam. Or bees.
zen_tom, Dec 18 2010
  

       All of my best pens get stolen.
I'm sure that pirates of pens ants would get this one too.
  

       //eject this colony of stinging gougers into your underpants// resulting in penis-ants.
mouseposture, Dec 18 2010
  

       Pissant is me middle name.
rcarty, Dec 18 2010
  

       [2 fries], there is a special circle of Hell for people like you ...
8th of 7, Dec 18 2010
  

       : ]
I try to look at it as an infinite series of points equidistant from my center.
It...helps.
  
      
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