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All right is everyone familiar with those giant gorilla balloons car dealerships put on their roves to advertise sales?
No? Ok then see link.
All right, you back? Good! So My idea is too take two of those gorilla balloons and put them on top of a medium sized building, then you attach ropes
to there arms and legs. When you pull down the ropes, the arms would pull down, when you release the ropes one of the giant gorillas arm would spring back into its original position and sock the other gorilla in the chops. So using the ropes you could stage a full on battle between the giant gorillas until one inevitably falls over or pops, but by then I assume the crowds would be too drunk off $6 beers via the concession stand to care.
bobs link
http://www.jasonsch...g_monkey_062000.jpg
giant gorilla [bobofthefuture, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror VI
http://www.thesimps...sode_guide/0706.htm
"Springfield is destroyed by a band of angry, marauding billboard icons. The Lard Lad, Professor Peanut, and the Duff Cowboy escape their billboards and crush everything in sight until guest star Paul Anka saves the day with a catchy jingle." [krelnik, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
The Beastie Boys 'Intergalactic'
http://www.mtv.com/...e_boys/audvid.jhtml
Big things, hitting each other. That's what I like! [DrBob, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
[link]
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Now that's entertainment. |
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Reminds me of that Simpsons Halloween episode where the giant billboard icons come alive and destroy the town. See link. |
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Put blades on the gorilla arms, so the teams can try to puncture the opposing gorilla, or coat the ropes with abrasives so they can sever the ropes (like Chinese fighting kites). |
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Some parts of my brain start faster than others, the part of my brain that edits things usually doesn’t kick-start until a few hours after I the thinking or acting process has begun. Sometimes I hold off until I can consider what needs editing, but usually I'm too excited and I just spill out all the puzzle pieces onto the table and arrange them at my leisure. |
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You'll be happy to know most of today’s ideas stun gun- rattling grenade went though some form of editing process. |
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This bobo, he's got a gift. |
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++ good. My/our highest rating. |
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Can we make their mouths move, in Chinese, and dub English voices over the top?
<random mouth movements>
<|:0 .. <|:| .. <|:8 .. <|:o .. <|:/..<|:\ .. <|:() .. <|:+ ..
"Huh. So you wanna fight, tough guy?"
</rmm> |
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Crouching Tiger, Blatantly Obvious Inflatable Gorilla |
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Bruce-zilla VS. Kong Lee, I love it.
Put'em on wieghted based like a weeble and watch'em sway aroung like punching clowns. |
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//the crowds would be too drunk off $6 beers// Would that be punch-drunk? |
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Depends upon whether it's spiked. |
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They should have to fight Pink
Floyd's inflatable pig. |
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In the mode of the video to The Beastie Boys 'Intergalactic'. Violence should be encouraged. + |
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I think knives would be necessary. I still don't understand the arena. I think they might need a little more space than the top of a building.
Still, great idea. |
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I'd back the Michelin Man in any fight like this. |
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So many positive comments, so few buns? |
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It is because of the crash and bun deletion. I am glad to see this back. |
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Back? I'm just glad to see this. <gets that newbie feeling> |
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Well, it's about time some practical use for those annoying car balloons came up. |
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Can they fight the dodging, ducking abe lincoln type with the fan under him? |
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