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Give Dolphins Pianos

Pretty clever those dolphins.
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Submerge fully functional watertight grand pianos complete with floating Hi-Fi speakers.

Whilst the grand pianos are suspended underwater via a marine line and winch, the dolphins can press and nudge the waterproof keys with their snouts.

The musical notes can be heard through the Hi-Fi systems speakers above and below water.

Pod orchestra.

skinflaps, Jan 25 2005

"Dolphins," a film by Michael Wiese http://movies2.nyti...vie.html?v_id=14241
[robinism, Jan 26 2005]

(?) More about the "Dolphins" film http://www.storylin...t_Films_Videos.html
Includes picture of Gagne playing the underwater piano [robinism, Jan 26 2005]

(?) Bonobos got rhythm http://www.asp.org/...363&confEventID=347
[robinism, Jan 26 2005]

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       [+] What kind of music would the dolphins play?
pooduck, Jan 25 2005
  

       Handel's Water Music
hippo, Jan 25 2005
  

       Make theremin style hoops for dolphins to jump through, at watermammal parks, for nightshows.
calum, Jan 25 2005
  

       give dolphins thumbs and they could rule the world.
dentworth, Jan 25 2005
  

       You could get some Octopi on drums.
RichieRich, Jan 25 2005
  

       Would an infinite number of dolphins on an infinite number of underwater pianos eventually compose the complete works of Beethoven?   

       //theremin style hoops// I like that, especially if you could have three or more jumping through the hoops simultaneously.
skinflaps, Jan 25 2005
  

       Between this and my "Fish Pens" idea, the reef could become a regular artistic hub.
shapu, Jan 25 2005
  

       //Pretty clever those dolphins.//
I am led to believe that Killer Whales are have a bit more savvy than your average dolphin. If this idea were to be applied to the Killer Whale then you may have a 'Pod Orcastra'.
gnomethang, Jan 25 2005
  

       ...or iPod.   

       It's entirely possible that dolphins appreciate music. On the other hand, the acoustics of underwater being what it is, their perception of the range of frequencies would differ from ours. I often wonder what triggered an appreciation of music in humans. There must have been a considerably long time in our development prior to the notion of music.
Ian Tindale, Jan 25 2005
  

       Similarly, these pianos must have their key to hammer to strings mechanism geared so as not to allow the intervening water to deaden the effects of the dolphine virtuosity.
calum, Jan 25 2005
  

       Okay, we give each dolphin a piano. What do we get in return?
Ian Tindale, Jan 25 2005
  

       Fish?
Worldgineer, Jan 25 2005
  

       I suppose it's better than giving a monkey a loaded gun.
ljanz, Jan 25 2005
  

       "...as not to allow the intervening water to deaden the effects..."   

       Oh! Just slightly.
bristolz, Jan 25 2005
  

       //I often wonder what triggered an appreciation of music in humans//   

       That is something I've asked myself since I have memory. It's so interesting that it was almost mandatory for every culture (even those isolated from other cultures) to create music as a way of communication.   

       I like to think that music is atractive to people because the rythm reminds us of our heart beats; the music our own body creates, the song of life.   

       I'm not so sure, but I think the first human expressions through music were percusions (did I just make up that word?, sorry, I'm too lazy to check), and everything else evolved from there. It makes sense to me.
Pericles, Jan 25 2005
  

       //Would an infinite number of dolphins on an infinite number of underwater pianos eventually compose the complete works of Beethoven?//
Of course not. Not all of Ludwig's work was for the piano.
Aq_Bi, Jan 25 2005
  

       Chopin, maybe.
bristolz, Jan 25 2005
  

       <clears throat> Yes, of course. <edges towards the emergency exit>   

       Or, for a more brutal quality, Liszt.
bristolz, Jan 26 2005
  

       I like the idea of giving to the dolphins! When I'm on the coast I give the dolphins everything... empty beer cans, six pack rings, empty pretzle bags... you know they are smart, they can appreciate that kind of stuff.
cuckoointherye, Jan 26 2005
  

       If the piano doesn't sound right under water, just hire a piano tuna.
robinism, Jan 26 2005
  

       The underwater piano bar for dolphins is baked, but the dolphins only got to listen. (see link)
  

       "Wiese took a hint from Aristotle when he said, "dolphins careth for man and enjoyeth his music" and had Steven Gagne (a rock sound engineer) design an 'underwater piano'... The piano was powered from the exhaust air of the scuba tank. It went through a Honner Melodica and was amplified with a Navy speaker. That way the dolphins could see how the music was being made."
robinism, Jan 26 2005
  

       Pericles, - but in that case, why don't monkeys sing, screech or at least hum, in musically rhythmic patters? Why don't dogs and cats make musically periodic sounds?
Ian Tindale, Jan 26 2005
  

       Lots of animal calls have a regular rhythm. Gorillas beat their chests. Bonobos drum (see link).
robinism, Jan 26 2005
  

       IT, my dog used to sing along to the eastenders theme quite melodically - better than me anyway :)
po, Jan 26 2005
  

       robinism, - that's not all bonobos do. But animal rhythms (and I include communal birdsong here as an example of animal music) tends to be a bit crap - they're far from the tight rhythm cohesion of, say, Booker T and the MGs, or Chic.   

       po, - I read something about that once. It's common to find that dogs yowl along to the sig tune of many evening soaps, as to them it represents the gathering of the pack, after which howling would be part of the ritual. Of course, all it means in reality is that the whole family has gathered to watch telly all at the same time in the same place.
Ian Tindale, Jan 26 2005
  


 

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