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Roland threw open the gates, awaiting his first customer. 160 acres of plush, rolling green lawn, just waiting to be dug up and replaced. Land just begging to become the last resting place of hundreds, nay, thousands of daring men and women.
The gates were even in the shape of an enormous pair
of buttocks, flanking a narrow, rounded gateway.
For those too embarrassed to be seen practising their secret proclivities in life, the Glory Hole Cemetery allowed one to engage in several of society's taboos, post-mortem.
And, Roland smugly assured himself, the method of burial was perfect if relatives had forgotten to bring a vase, in which to put any flowers they may bring, to his tenants' graves.
Shake Hands Dog Grave
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wherin benfrost says "Glory Hole Cemetary..." [calum, Jun 23 2005]
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Yes, [calum], he did... And he misspelled cemetery, in the process. Not unlike the capital mess you made of 'wherein', I might add. |
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Anway, this sort of thing is right up Roland's alley, so to speak. |
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Just giving credit where credit is due. |
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No problem with that. I figured even [ben] wouldn't stoop to it but Roland is less inhibited. |
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It would be a beautiful sight, with so many "headstones" gleaming in the morning sunlight. |
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unabubba, you evil, twisted man. + |
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Did I do your concept justice, [benfrost]? |
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Where can I park my bike? |
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hehe, don't bring me into this - its your concept now. |
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Association was unavoidable, ben. Your reputation exceeds you. |
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//unabubba, you evil, twisted man// |
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Yep, pretty much sums it up. Bun, you strange, strange person... |
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Couldn't leave it alone, could you?. + |
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Because it's there, [gt], because it's there. |
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I'd give it two buns - one for each big green buttock - but I don't know how to spoof the server. |
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Is there an Eternal Dingleberry Cemetery for those who'd rather be buried merely nearby? |
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No. There's no such thing as a "cemetary'. There are, however, many examples of cemeteries to be found around the world. |
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You can download the radio snippet "Glory Hole Theme Park: Fun With Strangers" commercial. Perhaps more twisted than this idea. (yet another reference to the GTA series) |
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I don't want to encourage this sort of sacrilege. Heh, who am I kidding? + |
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Might be a problem when it rains.
Obviously if you were so tight in the
first place you wouldn't afford to be
here. |
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"It has become a sort of equal to the Blarney Stone," a Toronto citizen commented, referring to the prominent buttocks on the bronze illustration at a recently erected monument to Alexander Wood, original landowner of what is now Toronto. |
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"People have been rubbing it for luck." |
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Finally a place to bury the dead pet gerbil. (-) |
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Egad. Must be something in the water down under. |
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Well, on the positive side, at least the visitors will have somewhere to park their bikes. |
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OH MY GOD! Did you say "pet gerbil"? I expected Ian to say something, Uh...uh..., but you? (And Chia-Pet headstones?) Too much! |
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"Mum! I think a funnelweb spider has taken up residence in Dad, again!" |
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Ooops. I deleted my previous "I said it first, wise guy," remark. Well, I guess I'd better call of the Halfmarines. |
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Well what chance does that give me? Now I don't no whether to delete my response to your anno or leave it here so that your response to my response makes sense even though my original response no longer makes sense. Oh why is life so confusing! |
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Is that what you call them? |
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