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Glove-Box Tissue Dispenser

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Have you ever been riding along and all of the sudden you have an urge to sneeze. (this idea would only be effective if you're in the passenger side) Instead of fumbling around in the back seat press the automatic Glove-Box-Tissue-Dispenser button! Immediatley a hand pops out of the dashboard and hands you a tissue(or hankerchief if you like.) The telescoping arm zips back into the dashboard and reloads for the next time.
the fiddler, Mar 07 2006

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       Thanks for the votes!
the fiddler, Mar 08 2006
  

       I like this one. It would fit neatly under the popout drinks holder in my car.
rubyminky, Mar 10 2006
  

       and the poor old driver just sprays the windscreen - again.
po, Mar 10 2006
  

       just put a box of tissues in your car. Duh.
craziness, Mar 10 2006
  

       what is it you feed a popping-out, zipping-back cartoon-like hand? Is this like a pantomime horse?
bobzaguy, Mar 10 2006
  

       [craziness] why do you comment on my ideas if their fallacies if are so flaming obvious.
the fiddler, Mar 10 2006
  

       (little while later)   

       [craziness] Well, I'm sorry I am walking all over you. I figure someone with all fishbones might feel a little insecure.
the fiddler, Mar 10 2006
  

       Achoo!   

       <hands croissant to the guy with a fiddle, grabs a tissue>
DesertFox, Mar 11 2006
  

       I've often wondered what became of Thing after Gomez, Morticia, and Uncle Fester passed away. I'm pleased to hear he has found gainful new employment as a glove-box attendant. Now if only we could find a job for Cousin Itt.
jurist, Mar 11 2006
  

       I've got this mental image of a sneeze-activated airbag-like action that ejaculates a hanky directly at the face of the driver at reasonably high velocity.
Ian Tindale, Mar 11 2006
  

       [+] Beats heck out of a box of tissues rolling back and forth over the dashboard. P.S. Easy, [fiddler], you need my next invention: SkinThick'ner ™.
HaltAndCatchFire, May 10 2006
  
      
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