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I hate gnomes... smug little fuckers with their inane, leering concrete smiles and jaunty, dipshit hats.
I'm hereby sponsoring the Gnome Olympics, a quadrennial event dedicated to the imaginative, athletic and brutal destruction of as many garden gnomes as possible.
Gold medals are up for grabs
in a range of events:
Shooting
Throwing
Smashing
Melting
Fusing
Pulverising
Vaporising...
If it rids the world of another garden gnome then I'm all for it.
garden gnome used as a weapon...
http://www.foxnews....2933,407283,00.html
[xandram, Sep 22 2008]
he he
http://gnomegold.ne...gold_header_pic.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 22 2008]
Gnomon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomon
Indicator of a sundial [csea, Sep 23 2008]
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If you were addicted to gnomes, and you
wandered about a lot, would you be
described as a gnomadict? |
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When I was a teenager, at night we used to line them up on their owners' front window-ledges, all facing inwards, so when the owner came to open the curtains next morning...
[+] Maybe a combined gnome-discus / hammer-throw / skeet competition. |
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I fear that the popularisation of such an event would precipitate vast numbers of said item to be churned out, without adherence to normal supply and demand constraints. It seems that a reasonable market equilibrium has been struck between manufacturers and purveyors of said item. Rather let time, and fashion, be the force to reduce their numbers. |
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Please note: Throughout this anno I have not said gnomes. Dooooh! |
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And now, a word from our sponsors: "Gnike, Just crush it." |
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Bring forth the steamroller ...... [+] |
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Ahh... steamroller races. "I love the smell of gnome guts in the morning." |
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How about a sort of two-competitor-team-on-a- scooter-drive-by -gnome-shooting-biathlon ? |
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Sounds like you could use a "large gnomon supercollider" (solar powered, of course.) |
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//"large gnomon supercollider"//
I don't think this idea extends to sundials, does it? |
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<spots lurking [gnomethang]> |
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<starts to shovel more coal into steamroller's firebox> |
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"Oh no, it's ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-eighth, ou-ou-ou-ou-out to ob-ob-ob-ob-obliterate me!" |
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