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Goat Hydrowash

Goats stink.
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When we make the switch from lawnmowers to goats we will need to control the 'natural' odour of thousands of goats.

Enter the Goat Hydrowash facility.

Fitted with a pad at one end, the bath module uses the goats' energy to wash them. When they butt the pad it activates the pump, and gives them a dousing with soapy water.

Successive buttings put them through Wash, Heavy Duty Wash, Rinse and Dry cycles. Wax and Polish not yet available.

Happy clean goats. Goat nibblies upon completion of the cycle, as a reward.

NEXT !...

UnaBubba, May 06 2003

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       Thank you. I was just puzzling on how to solve the issue of smelly old Goats.
sufc, May 07 2003
  

       Should also help prevent nasty rumo(u)rs from spreading amongst the kilt-wearing crowd.
thumbwax, May 07 2003
  

       //When we make the switch from lawnmowers to goats //: I must have missed that memo.
Cedar Park, May 07 2003
  

       [Cedar Park]See the "Suburban Goat Herds" discussion from earlier today.
jurist, May 07 2003
  

       but...
po, May 07 2003
  

       Could we not jacket the goat in a protective film?
FloridaManatee, May 07 2003
  

       You're kidding, right? :-)
UnaBubba, May 07 2003
  

       I was beginning to wonder how I could keep neighbours from complaining of the smell. Or being suspicious. I've already been ahead of the curve, and have a few nubbly-backed walleyed goats in the yard. My question is, when will someone invent an automatic goat-service station? "Don't forget to wash the windshield and clean the mudflaps, sir."
hillbilly, Dec 22 2003
  

       I don't even remember posting this one.
UnaBubba, Jul 23 2005
  
      
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