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Old jokes. Mixed axiom humo(u)r has been around for ages. |
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Oh well... a day late and try, try again. |
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Spoonerismas and mixed metaphors are baked. |
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...eh... i was clearly illustrating a spoonerism by using one... |
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(Thank goodness i got away with that one, phew.) |
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A banana that smells about this big?
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Heck the dolls are hows of bolly
La Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Sis is teasin' Jew be Tall-y
La Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa...
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Oh noly height, the bars are shitely trining... |
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Bingle gels, bingle gels... |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven peppers peeping,
Len tords a leaping,
Nine dadies lancing,
Mate aids a milking,
Swiven swans a semming,
Six lease a gaying,
Five golden rings,
Four bawling Kurds,
Three French Le Pens,
Two durtle toves
And a Tartridge in a pear pee. |
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Not true Spoonerisms, I know. Give me a little time and I'll oblige. I'm actually doing some work for a change, at the moment. |
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I liked the bit in the movie 'Ghostbusters' where Ray says, "hey you guys, listen!.... can you smell that?". |
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does anyone have any examples that would make the writer appear original, intellectual and exotic?? |
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Listen! This smells like the popular 'Use Bizarre Metaphors' thread by [globaltorniquet]. His annotation of the scented banana length resembles [UnaBubba]'s Metaphors anno "That's nearly as long as a banana that smells about this colour (May 4 2001)" |
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However, I do understand the finer differences in this idea, as it makes a point of taking regular phrases and rearranging them, whereas Metaphors was more of a free-for-all. Should I be mistaken, I'll publicly word my swallows. We love you, Farmer Namesake! |
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Ahh, too many cooks saves nine. |
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//does anyone have any examples that would make the writer appear original, intellectual and exotic??//oh the iron knee! |
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A rolling stone spoils the broth |
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