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Just like a panic alarm, only scarier, the Inflatable Keyring Ving Thing deploys a lifesize inflatable version of Ving Rhames within several milliseconds of pressing the panic button sequence.
A pellet of sodium azide (airbag propellant) detonates inside a lightweight, extremely strong balloon envelope,
providing the user with a large, intimidating, portable "bodyguard". The simple act of deployment will be enough to set most criminals to flight.
NB. Deployment requires a three stage sequence of key presses, to prevent accidental detonation whilst it is in one's pocket.
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//to prevent accidental detonation whilst it is in one's pocket//
<Crap Mae West impersonation> Is that Ving Rhames in your pocket (yadda yadda) </cmwi> |
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<skinflaps> gonflable </skinflaps> |
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You're absolutely right. Gonflable it is, [gt]. |
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I was going to correct the spelling (Vang Thang) but thought better of it. |
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He doesn't have a Southern accent, does he? |
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