“Burrow-bot” is a remote controlled vehicle that allows the user to pursue and dispatch gophers, ground squirrels, moles, snakes, and other burrowing critters. The control panel is modeled after a video game console. Video comes from a camera on Burrow-bot while motion and action controls may be via keyboard, joystick, game pad, or other device familiar to the user.

The basic Burrow-bot can be used by environmentalists and other friends of rodents to explore the wonders of their underground neighbors. For the more practical or blood-thirsty, various optional “end-game” attachments are available.

Locomotion: Burrow-bot travels using a method similar to inchworms: a) The rear section locks its position by pressing a strut against the burrow wall. b) The front section is pointed in the direction of travel. c) The front section is pushed forward by a spring steel tape fed from a roll. This material is commonly used in a carpenter’s measuring tape. d) Once the front section reaches its limit or a branch in the burrow, it locks its position. e) The rear section retracts its strut and pulls itself forward by reeling the tape. To return, Burrow-bot will backup by reversing the process.

Communications: The first models would trail wires or optical fiber. In case of failure, Burrow-bot could be pulled out or located.

End-game: What happens when you corner the sucker? - Explosives (of course) - Glue stick (drag him out) - Electrocution - Gas - Inflate a balloon to trap him. - Lethal injection - Any other ideas?