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Gramma Police
Little old ladies, with the comma touch
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Peripatetic pedants, a groundswell group of garrulous grandmothers... busybody baby boomers, militantly maintaining manifold modica of intelligible interlocution.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007


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       wHilst waviing an poynting nitting kneedals at grmnar.

skinflaps, Dec 17 2007
  

       If you insist.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       Militantly...moderate ; oxymoron.
moderate modica ; redundant.
The antithesis: Generous geriatrics granting grammatical grace for erroneously entered posts that posit phony plans precluding punctuation and/or grammar.

4whom, Dec 17 2007
  

       As opposed to pusillanimous pontificators ardently attacking recently returned rapscallions?   

       Oddly, others often enquired whether we were one, [4whom].

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       "recently returned" recidivist, shirley?
And for those whom have asked, the answer was returned. A promontory was not lost, only a clod. I thought John (was) Donne, was cool. Heck, to even be compared to you was cool. I pay my rent here. Boy, oh do I.

4whom, Dec 17 2007
  

       You're welcome. I admired your style before returning. In truth, you were part of the reason I did. It gave me hope that smartarses are yet welcome here.   

       I corrected my grammatical indiscretions, per your criticism. Thank you.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       These grandmothers must surely be referred to in the collective, (namely a parliament - or is it a gossip? I can never remember.)

zen_tom, Dec 17 2007
  

       //... returning//   

       And here I thought it was 'cause I owed you money...   

       (I can't even attempt such awesome alliteration of abounding amplitudes)

Jinbish, Dec 17 2007
  

       Personally, pre-pubescent postings predispose me to predjudice. Perhaps, partially, we could both participate in prohibiting the pejorative posts?

4whom, Dec 17 2007
  

       Actively annihilating asinine arseholes assuredly conjures comforting connotations. Propitious proposal, my comradely campanillero.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       // the collective //   

       We don't do grandmothers ......   

       This is a good idea for dealing with rowdy youths .... having located and identified the offenders, a minibus is sent out to collect the relevant grandparents.   

       Can you imagine the humiliation of being berated by one's grandmother in front of one's peer group ? What could one do, except pray for the ground to open and swallow one without a trace ?

8th of 7, Dec 17 2007
  

       I think you'd make a good grandmother, [8/7]. Care to show us how it's done?

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  


 
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