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Gratuitous Abuse Button

 You snivelling, slimy turd!
  (+2, -1)
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For the extraordinarily intolerant... pressing one of these buttons on your mobile/cellphone launches a stream of invective at your listener.

It even emulates your voice, saving you the trouble of dreaming up suitable insults.

Scripts available, for a small fee, much like ringtones.

—UnaBubba, Dec 02 2003

Archaic Insult Repository http://www.halfbake...Insult_20Repository
These two need to be combined... [English Bob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Foreign Profanity Exchange http://www.halfbake...rofanity_20exchange
And this, too, while we're at it. [English Bob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

You bourgeois political dwarf! http://www.nk-news....nsult_generator.php
we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity! [Voice, Jul 08 2008]

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       "love you, dear."
"I...... I..... luuu (which button did I program that in again?)" <#7> "EAT BOLLUCKS YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!"
"Wha... I never want to..."
"but...but... I hit the wrong button!"
"Why would you need to program 'I love you?' Can't you say it? I never want to see you again!"
—RayfordSteele, Dec 02 2003
   

       Especially if it can swear in archaic and/or foreign tongues (see links).
—English Bob, Dec 02 2003
   

       [+] Very nice, [UnaBubba] -- perhapse include select, hand picked curses for telemarketers, and those unsavory inlaws.
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 02 2003
   

       Now you need to sell the gratuitous abuse blocker button, which when pressed, mutes the receiver and expresses calmly, 'I know you are but what am I?'
—RayfordSteele, Dec 02 2003
   

       "...it bounces off me and sticks to you."
—lintkeeper2, Dec 02 2003
   

       [Mr Burns]: "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"
—Jinbish, Dec 02 2003
   

       I see this becoming sophisticated to the point where the insults are sufficiently veiled that the recipient is unsure what you are saying, just that they might have been insulted.
—UnaBubba, Dec 02 2003
   

       "...I'm sorry but all of our assholic pricks are currently insulting other customers. You can either stay on the line or if you would like our automated service, press 1 now." +
—sartep, Dec 08 2003
   

       You seem like the "automated service" type, to me.
—UnaBubba, Dec 08 2003
   

       Hell's yeah, never trust a human for something a machine can do.
—sartep, Dec 08 2003
   

       Hot damn! It works! Eureka!
—UnaBubba, Dec 08 2003
   

       Baked on the internet
—Voice, Jul 08 2008
   
      
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