h a l f b a k e r yGuitar Hero: 4'33"
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For the extraordinarily intolerant... pressing one of these buttons on your mobile/cellphone launches a stream of invective at your listener.
It even emulates your voice, saving you the trouble of dreaming up suitable insults.
Scripts available, for a small fee, much like ringtones.
Archaic Insult Repository
http://www.halfbake...Insult_20Repository
These two need to be combined... [English Bob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Foreign Profanity Exchange
http://www.halfbake...rofanity_20exchange
And this, too, while we're at it. [English Bob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
You bourgeois political dwarf!
http://www.nk-news....nsult_generator.php
we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity! [Voice, Jul 08 2008]
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"love you, dear."
"I...... I..... luuu (which button did I program that in again?)" <#7> "EAT BOLLUCKS YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!"
"Wha... I never want to..."
"but...but... I hit the wrong button!"
"Why would you need to program 'I love you?' Can't you say it? I never want to see you again!" |
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Especially if it can swear in archaic and/or foreign tongues (see links). |
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[+] Very nice, [UnaBubba] -- perhapse include select, hand picked curses for telemarketers, and those unsavory inlaws. |
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Now you need to sell the gratuitous abuse blocker button, which when pressed, mutes the receiver and expresses calmly, 'I know you are but what am I?' |
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"...it bounces off me and sticks to you." |
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[Mr Burns]: "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!" |
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I see this becoming sophisticated to the point where the insults are sufficiently veiled that the recipient is unsure what you are saying, just that they might have been insulted. |
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"...I'm sorry but all of our assholic
pricks are currently insulting other
customers. You can either stay on
the line or if you would like our
automated service, press 1 now."
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You seem like the "automated service" type, to me. |
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Hell's yeah, never trust a human
for something a machine can do. |
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Hot damn! It works! Eureka! |
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