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Sometimes it's necessary to leave the scene in a state of total disarray, hoping no-one else discovers your poor aim, explosive eructations or defaecatory disaster scene.
BubbaCo's new Grime Scene Tape is what you need. Soft, luxurious, three-ply tissue, overprinted with internationally recognisable
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When the cubicle is beyond the stomach of lesser men (and women) you can use and flush to the best of your ability, before leaving a length across the doorway or even tied tightly across the lid, to protect the unsuspecting public.
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Not completely dissimilar to this [hippo, Oct 01 2009]
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Are you OK, [UB]? These defecation-themed ideas have been going on for a while now. There is, if you like, a steady flow of them. |
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That would be more like quoit interruptus, [hippo]. |
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Holy cow, [hippo]! That's pretty bloody close. |
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OMG, there is a market for everything. Nice find,
[hippster.) |
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I didn't even do a search for it - Hawkin's Bazaar sent me a real, paper catalogue of all their fun stuff, and I was flicking through it at breakfast this morning. |
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That is just freaky. Perhaps they could change their name to Hawkin's Bizarre? |
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Sorry mate, but I think that link Bakes it. [-] |
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How come you didn't find it, O mighty one? |
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Wow, I thought you were like some sort of 38th Dan black belt in Google-itsu? |
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Please note the subtelty in my previous statement. I did not say I
looked and came up empty. I said I didn't bother to look. It was
a choice, not a failing. In time, you will come to learn and
appreciate the difference, grasshopper. |
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But is it not also said that "He who possesseth great skills, yet chooseth not to use them for good must be assumed to use them for evil", Master? |
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