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Trend consultants have identified the next hairstyle wave for youth of all genders. Called Big Bangs or Frontal Ponytails, the hair is cut and combed so that long locks extend in front of the face. This exciting vogue is aided by wearing a special visor to form and support the do.
visors bill has an internal wire frame that allows it to be bent and shaped for an advantageous display of the coifs anterior. In this way, the hair can be gathered, split, spread or just elevated out of view, all according to the bearers fancy.
trendy Hugh and Sandra
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
||Once again you drew a picture,
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||Redneck fashion: Shoot a hole in your basball cap above the shield and push your hair through it. For a change wear the shield to the front and you have your support. Hair can be held down on shield with chewing gum for even distribution along edge.
Warning: Remove cap from head before shooting hole into it. If bullet strikes skull it may become deformed and useless for shooting beer cans.