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Well, since my idea left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell,
Well, it's down at the end of Baker Street
At Halfbake Hotel
Where I'll be, I'll be so crazy baby
Well, I'm so crazy,
I'll be so crazy, I could fly
Oh, and although it's always crowded
still can find some room
For a banjo full of jam and bees
And a runaway Hullabaloon,
They'll be so, they'll be so crazy baby
They get so crazy
They're so crazy, they could fly
Now, the custard it keeps flowin'
And the decor's all Vantablack,
Well, they've been so long on Baker Street
They'll never, never look back
And they get so, they get so crazy baby
They get so crazy
They get so crazy, they could fly
Well, now, if your idea leaves you
And you got a tale to tell
Well, just ride a zipwire down Baker Street
To Halfbake Hotel
Where you will be, you will be so crazy baby
You will be crazy
You'll be so crazy, you could fly
Oh, and although it's always smoky,
After rocket tests go BOOM,
The broken windows let it out, as fragments slice the room.
Where they get so, they get so crazy baby
They're so crazy
They'll be so crazy, they CAN FLY !
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[normzone, Feb 26 2018]
||Better accommodations than the Hotel California Im told.
||Has anyone seen my withering look anywhere? I know I had
it this morning.
||Maybe you've left it with your Blue Suede Shoes ?
||Could be. But if you find it, keep it - I was going to give it
to you anyway.
||Thankyou, much appreciated. We will put it with the large collection of others we have been given over the years.
||Forget Hemi- or Semi-, Bis!
I heard you can logout but never leave
||Sometimes it gets pretty lonely...
||That's just a consequence of your indifferent personal hygiene, [Ray].
||I'm not the one with standard-issue British teeth...