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A fashionable, unisex brassiere, fashioned from rich, buttery, croissant dough and baked to absolute perfection.
Multiple sizes, colours and artificial flavours available.
Hurry! Get yours while stocks last, in time for The Halfbakers' Other Ball
Hal
http://lifeboat.com...r.c.clarke#hal_9000
only needs one bra, not a pair of bras (why don't we call it a pair of bras, like we call a trouser a pair of trousers?) [Ian Tindale, Sep 16 2008]
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Who's Hal Baker and why does he need a bra? |
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what flavour is a halfbaker? |
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//what flavour is a halfbaker?//
Seafood croissant, of course. |
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+ only if worn with a frosting blouse! |
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I'm having a small problem with the choice of category. At the risk of sounding pedantic, my understanding of the function of a brassiere is to support the breasts, and the last time I checked, breasts were not considered genital organs. |
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Might I suggest relocating this to an existing more appropriate catgegory, such as food:pastry or fashion:bra:material? |
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Will the Oreo flavour be marketed with the "Got milk?" slogan? |
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bad if youre on a diet... |
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I take it you've never heard of the Halfbaked Pastry Diet then. |
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[Canuck], you have to be a prick to wear it. |
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How shall one don a flaky pastry product? |
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I suspect that will be every bit as difficult as cooking it on one's body without burning the wearer. |
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