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I see the need for a range of medications, exclusive to halfbakers, to be made available through the 1/2B shopping service soon to be set up as an adjunct to this site.
Green ones = Ignore Trolls
Red ones = Make you much funnier
Orange Ones = Make you less funny (for Rods Tiger)
Pink
ones = Allows men to think like women for 10 mins
Blue Ones = Allows women to think like men for 10 mins
Silver ones = Give you a brief glimpse of the reality of Earth's physics for 10 mins
Yellow Ones = Make you *think* you're much funnier than you really are.
Black Ones = Taste like aniseed
Whilst not obligatory these could make the 'bakery a far more pleasant place to work (since we do so much of it here whilst being paid to do something else for someone else). They have the added benefit of making trolls and wankers virtually invisible to the regulars.
The aforementioned Haldol
http://www.psyweb.c...Drughtm/halope.html
It's a beauty, isn't it? [UnaBubba, Feb 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Just a thought: Wouldn't "Halfbakery : Merchandise" be a better category? |
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A lifetime supply of the red please UB. Then maybe I can see about getting that writer's job on Futurama... |
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What can I take to think like [blissmiss] for 10 minutes? |
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I need all of them, except for the pink, and a special one to think like jutta briefly before posting. |
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[phoenix], I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Hint: It involves hormone treatments. |
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Don't forget the yellow ones... they make you think you're much funnier than you really are. |
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can I drink and drive while taking these pills? what are these little lilac ones for? oh dear, that was a shock! |
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I think I've been overdosing on the yellow ones recently. |
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green and yellow stripey ones - make you realise you're not funny at all (i.e. bring you back down to *earth* !?) |
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[cp], that was a yellow/silver. |
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Cyan ones = Creates an urge in the ingestor to read and fully digest the help page. One free with every new account created. |
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Could we colour it in batches and market it as Halfdol? |
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[bliss], what is its action? Dopamine antagonist? |
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Good for what ails ya, that Haldol. Nifty little pill that is... an anti-psychotic, which is always good fun, though I prefer Zyprexa. |
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Great side effects too, like "tardive dyskinesia" which is one of the best condition names ever, and is great fun at parties too. |
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(My previous comments about Tourette's Syndrome notwithstanding.) |
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Tardive dyskinesia is much like Gilles de la Tourette's syndrome in its involuntary movements, isn't it? |
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Though I note Haldol is used to treat Tourette's, in some cases... |
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Tardive dyskinesia is involuntary movement of the lips and tongue. It's often present in Tourette's but not always. |
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Might make for adventurous oral sex, though. |
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No "might" about it. A whole new type of Russian Roulette. |
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Are they available in liquid form, some pills are very hard
to swallow! |
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'One pill makes you smaller, and one pill makes you tall, and the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all...' |
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How about a black and white striped one that gives trolls headaches? |
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[Arora, look at the picture linked from my user profile for why 'black and white striped'.] |
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If we all lived in rabbit holes and took LSD that would suit
us fine. |
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I'd like to purchase six silver ones, ten green ones, and twenty red ones. No, *fifty* red ones--I have three brothers... |
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Of course, then you'd get all the New Agers with their homeopathic halfbakery medications. Wolfsbane and belladonna for trolls. Cannabis sativa for finding everything much funnier... |
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I sus pect we already have a fair complement of those. |
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<<<<rumaging through my boxes for some arnica montana....because I expect some "newbie" bruising to take place>>>>> |
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CoolerKing....I took my cyan pill |
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So which bounder is going to own up to slipping the yellow ones in my tea since arrival?
waugs.. own up now sonny jim! |
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Sorry [T_E_A], I took a yellow one myself and thought it'd be a funny thing to do. |
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Congratulations [runforrestrun], may your stay at 1/2B be a pleasant one. We don't bash *all* newbies, just those that troll. |
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