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Halfbakery Phone

Apple, Google and Skype have tried... Now it's our turn...
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Prompted by iHalfbakery [Link]

Here's a quick back-of-an-envelope spec:

Avoiding the costs and pitfalls of Titanium cases hbPhone would have a shock resistant Custard-based case.

The touch-sensitive display would act as the User Interface. In an attempt to increase battery life the UI could present itself as a keypad with 6 random digits (thus restricting the number of calls you could make)

Being probably invented by a Frenchman, this phone randomly translates some text and voice messages into French.

By default all 'Bakers' numbers would be pre-programmed into the address book. For secrecy, some sections of the Address Book would be WOM - Write-only memory.

The phones, themselves, would be flockable - Tiny gyros set in the case would draw the user towards the next HalfCon (in Spacetime). During normal use, those same gyros would draw the user towards the strongest signal source, thus always ensuring the best possible call quality.

In silent mode, there would be no vibrate option (as that may affect the micro-gyros). Instead the unit will get steadily hotter.

HB calling protocol would feature ideas such as *27 [linky]

Dub, Jun 04 2009

iHalfbakery iHalfBakery
[Dub, Jun 04 2009]

*27 them *27_20them
[Dub, Jun 04 2009]

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       hope there is a spellchecker!
po, Jun 04 2009
  

       Yes*, in the UK it'll have a German spellchecker.   

       *The German version will have a Spanish spellchecker.
Dub, Jun 04 2009
  

       And it *won't* have Bluetooth.
Jinbish, Jun 04 2009
  

       Bluetooth! PAH!
Dub, Jun 04 2009
  

       I posted an idea for an HB branded smartphone called Halfberry. Didn't do so well, so I deleted it.
21 Quest, Jun 04 2009
  

       [21 Quest] What's the point of mentioning this now? I avoid deleting ideas for that very reason. I also say so if I've seen something before, and I usually link it, too - especially if they haven't bothered searching stuff first. I wouldn't have bothered posting if I'd found something similar.   

       Deleting ideas seems like a very alien concept. Now, if they could be "locked" or frozen, I'd like that.
Dub, Jun 04 2009
  

       Dub, I wasn't accusing you of failing to search. It was an obscure, laregly overlooked idea with about 2 buns and 5 fishbones, and very few annos. I think it was in the Computer: PDA category. The features were different, too. I just thought it would be worth mentioning...
21 Quest, Jun 04 2009
  

       I thought you were 'aving a go at me :(
Dub, Jun 04 2009
  

       By no means, good baker! :D
21 Quest, Jun 04 2009
  
      
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