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Halfbakery Wines

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Crescent Red: A light, toasty bouquet, with buttery overtones and a clean nose. This cheeky little beauty was grown with the sunny side of a wooded valley where the deer and the antelope play in mind. Seldom a discouraging word is offered in critique of such an offering. It goes wonderfully well with big hearty laughs. Cellar for as long as you feel appropriate.

Mad Fishbone White: DNPIM! An interesting style. Best left to the newer converts, it will not impress a seasoned master. A thin, acidic, immature style with not much more than a strong, visible backbone to support it, it's certain to attract attention, though not the sort for which you had hoped. No amount of time may remedy its faults. Back to the drawing board!

UnaBubba, Oct 01 2001

Beer flavored with animal dung. http://dailynews.ya...2/od/dung_dc_1.html
Scottish beer that really is crap... [StarChaser, Oct 01 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Have yourself a bottle of red, [UnaBubba].
BigBrother, Oct 01 2001
  

       [marked–for-cabernet]
lewisgirl, Oct 01 2001
  

       Dilatant Beer: brewed to our own secret recipe. A rich, hearty brew. Pour very slowly into a glass and microwave until warm. This beer can also be enjoyed with fresh fruit and many cakes and dessert dishes.
hippo, Oct 01 2001
  

       I prefer dilettante beer myself.
lewisgirl, Oct 01 2001
  

       [lg]: I find beer makes me dilate. And few beer users stay dilettantes for long.
pottedstu, Oct 01 2001
  

       Like those in the link?
StarChaser, Oct 01 2001
  

       For those who don't know... DNPIM is winewriter's shorthand for Do Not Put In Mouth!
UnaBubba, Oct 01 2001
  

       (Insert quote from Monty Python's 'Australian Wine Critic' sketch.)
angel, Oct 02 2001
  

       "Hmmm... absurd, yet flaccid." -- Robin Williams
arghblah, Dec 10 2001
  

       I think I know who Robin is talking about. I think I met him last week...
Dood, May 25 2006
  

       Hello [Dood] - thanks for bringing this little gem to my attention. Bun. Welcome to the halfbakery. I shall now purchase the nearest thing to a Crescent Red.
wagster, May 25 2006
  

       I have a cellar full of Mad Fishbone White.
notmarkflynn, May 26 2006
  
      
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