Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Halfy 'Seven Nation Army' lyrics

A surprisingly miserable song from a generally cheerful person.
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I'm gonna fish 'em all
That halfbaking army talking loads of cack
They're gonna talk it tall
Voting for themselves right behind my back
And I'm baking by myself at night
Because I'm mad as heck
Got crossaints on my mind
And I just can't forget

Though the message from my eyes
Says leave it alone

Don't wanna hear about it
Every single baker has a bun to sell
Nobodys voting for it
Even though you thought that idea was swell
But if you catch it being 'baked' my way
You're gonna link it to you
And that ain't what I want to hear
But that's what you'll do

And the feeling coming from my bones
Says fishbone!

I'm gonna half this all
Baking's not a pastime - it's become a chore
I'm slowing to a crawl
Typing every letter with reluctant paws
And I'm bleeding and I'm bleeding and I'm bleeding
Like an amateur
All my buns are gonna bleed from me
And I will bake no more

And the plate that used to hold my buns
Tells me 'go back home'

up_on_cloud_nine, Oct 21 2008

Here ya go guys! http://uk.youtube.c...watch?v=6j7huh5Egew
Sing along to this with the halfy lyrics if you like that sort of thing :). [up_on_cloud_nine, Oct 21 2008]

White Stripes http://www.google.c...safe=images&as_st=y
[normzone, Oct 22 2008]

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       Between each two lines of text there's a white stripe.
normzone, Oct 21 2008
  

       Try using an html line break; < br > without spaces, to force hard returns, [cloud9].
UnaBubba, Oct 22 2008
  

       white stripe.... funny....
cheers for that Unabubba!
up_on_cloud_nine, Oct 23 2008
  
      
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