 h a l f b a k e r y A few slices short of a loaf.
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There could be a line of condoms that have a plethora of realistic fake warts, moles, gashes, scars and sutures. If it were proven that these condoms are more prone to rupture, there would need to be a disclaimer. [link]
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... and a few months later she scares you with a realistic belly, "Oh honey, I think one of your scars was leaking". |
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Hm, Pumpskins, sounds like an [FJ] invention for ladies who want a nice roomy seat in public transportation. |
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Condoms that are more prone to break... sounds good for halloween: that IS scary shit! |
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I that was perforated and to ciao in the morning one I. How you éles?<br? Damn! -I need a new online translator! |
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Sans rupturing I really like this idea.
Maybe this explains why I no longer
have a girlfriend... |
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