Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Halloween Condoms
If you can’t scare her with the size of your cock:)
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There could be a line of condoms that have a plethora of realistic fake warts, moles, gashes, scars and sutures. If it were proven that these condoms are more prone to rupture, there would need to be a disclaimer.

jscottpete, Mar 30 2004

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       ... and a few months later she scares you with a realistic belly, "Oh honey, I think one of your scars was leaking".

kbecker, Mar 30 2004
  

       Call them Pumpskins.

bristolz, Mar 30 2004
  

       Hm, Pumpskins, sounds like an [FJ] invention for ladies who want a nice roomy seat in public transportation.

kbecker, Mar 30 2004
  

       Condoms that are more prone to break... sounds good for halloween: that IS scary shit!

Pericles, Mar 31 2004
  

       I that was perforated and to ciao in the morning one I. How you éles?<br? Damn! -I need a new online translator!

gnomethang, Mar 31 2004
  

       Sans rupturing I really like this idea. Maybe this explains why I no longer have a girlfriend...

SpocksEyebrow, May 09 2005
  
      
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