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One has to ask "Why?" Sock cosh? Underfoot padding? Some strange hybrid hamster/foot fetish? |
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Could get messy lacing up my ten hole Dr Martins. |
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There are socks with pockets, but their product description doesn't specifically address hamster containment. |
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//"Why?"//
for shin warmth, hamster smuggling, strange hybrid hamster/foot fetish, numerous reasons. |
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"One has to ask 'Why?'"
No one doesn't! |
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I can understand the need for socks with pockets for your hamster(s) since the hamster is notoriously always naked and therefore in dire need of some place to put its keys, loose change, cell phone, etc., but I fail to see how tiny socks designed to fit hamster feet could come with a pocket spacious enough for holding anything but pocket lint. I'm afraid this idea is just begging for a bone. |
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Besides, if we give hamsters socks, they'll just start wearing them with their hamster sandals. |
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Yeah, and hamster sandals just lead to delusions of grandeur on the part of said animals... not unlike unfunny tourists who wear socks and sandals to the beach in a misguided effort to appear hip and tropical, looking instead like they were just released from the loony bin after a very long stay. I say we use these socks to deliver them onto the rooftops of moving trains. |
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If we don't then the little buggers will start wearing baggy, white cotton underpants with control girdles, so they look like unfunny, aging tourists who... |
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