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Many hamster* wheels geared together to drive a
gatling gun.
Needs extra small hearing protectors. Issues to be
resolved are logistics of lettuce leaves and shredded
paper to the front line, and a NATO
standard sunflower seed. The last thing you
want to happen is many bullets, but the
sunflower
seeds jam.
Small uniforms also needed to fit in with the
Geneva Convention. Clarification on Russian field
mouse to NATO hamster exchange ratio.
*No relation to Abu Hamsta, late of Jordan **.
** Yes, I am really this bored.
Somebody already sketched this up for you.
http://i.somethinga...l/ff/060109/tfr.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 03 2016]
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With lessor hearing protection there would a nice feedback loop for gun speed especially if they are new recruits. |
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If both side employ this, the only people likely to get hurt would hamster owners/trainers/feeders and gun repositioners. Of course the hamsters would writing sad letters home, and taking that last trip in a shoe-box. |
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Is it legal to draft a hamster ? |
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