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Happy Saddam

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Rather than go to the trouble of bombing/invading Iraq just set up giant Nitrous Oxide generators around its borders and switch on whichever ones are upwind.

Not only will there be little resistance to an invading force, cars will go faster and free dentistry for any Iraqi with dodgy teeth may go a long way towards reducing some of the enmity they might otherwise feel at having been invaded.

UnaBubba, Sep 30 2002

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       What's called "lust gas" in Sweden may also speed up their tanks and increase their pain threshold.
FarmerJohn, Sep 30 2002
  

       True, but they'd be a little like Gen. Sir John Hackett once observed of the Dutch Army during the 70s.   

       "I can only imagine 2,000 stoned, long-haired Dutchmen, standing around and taking a vote on what to do about the Russian Army boiling across the German Plain, like ants."
UnaBubba, Sep 30 2002
  

       [Sophocrat] have you been lurking a while, or is this not your first moniker? I smell a baker of old.   

       [UB] like the idea. There should be more laughter in warfare*, Have croissant.   

       *If only Siegfried Sassoon et al had been limerick artists, the trenches would probably not have been so bad.
Zircon, Sep 30 2002
  

       Yes, I've been wondering whether we shouldn't just have poetry shouting matches, in lieu of bombs and guns and gases.
UnaBubba, Sep 30 2002
  

       In the land of Lebanon, it was mooted,
That the cities be pillaged and looted,
As in any good war,
There were bombs by the score,
Now the whole bloody place is Beiruted.
UnaBubba, Sep 30 2002
  

       Gee, why didnt we do that in 1941? If we did, you'd be a lampshade now.
xint, Apr 07 2003
  

       rather poor taste xint! (not that it bothers me of course!)
MikeOliver, Apr 07 2003
  


 

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