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These handcuffs are made of strawberry candy. Snap them onto your loved one and lock by pulling one end through the ratchet grooves.
There's no key to these handcuffs, so the only way your pretty girlfriend is going to get out of them is to lick them open. Or, you could do it for her.
Mmmm, chocolate.
http://www.chocolat...es.com/LuvCuffs.JPG
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 05 2004]
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"And tonight at 10, local police spent $100,000 on new prisoner-restraints just last month, yet prison escapes are at an all time high and continue to rise..." |
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Erm, whatever floats yer boat, Mac. But methinks the ones who would go for bondage in the first place would find the mental image (and sexiness is ALL in the the mind) of Strawberry Shortcake handcuffs a little shy of the metal version (with or without velvet lining). |
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well, they could *look* like steel, shirley. |
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"not tonight, darling, I have lost a filling" |
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Obligatory "I gotcher filling riiiiiight here, baby" Post |
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You don't know some of the people I know, [BigBrother]... |
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Like you said, it's all in the mind. And the mind is capable of getting *really* creative. |
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they make gummy hand cuffs but i dont think there made for what your thinking of and they'd get quite sticky |
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Only if they're breakable. real "have to" anything is dangerous with bondage. You need a second and third way out. |
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Seems like a lot of wasted licking to me.
Kinda like jogging a marathon before you
compete in the 50m hurdles. Bone. |
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Considering just how sharp most hard candies can get, I'm not entirely sure that encasing the wrists of a loved one in them is such a good idea. |
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I'd also posit that most of the more exciting ways of handcuffing a loved one tend to put their hands out of reach of their mouth, and if they can't lick, there may be less incentive for you to do so either. |
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You could just tie them up with strawberry laces (not licorice laces though, a brown tongue in bed is seldom appealing). |
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Agree with WcW, save the licking for where it counts. |
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