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Physiologically correct inflatable implants, filled with helium, for longer-lasting effect.
Yeah yeah yeah.
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Turns out there is a real procedure (although to be fair, I don't think they use actual helium) [zen_tom, Sep 01 2009]
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blatant pastry whoring... [+] |
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There'd be lots of babies giggling an octave higher. |
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I'm concerned about the lift - how about hydrogen? |
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I don't think you're supposed to take hydrogen into a lift. |
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I think if you shape the implant in a particular way, it wouldn't be a problem, though the question "why" does occur. To reduce weight very, very slightly? Also, wouldn't they vary in size according to the weather? What would happen in an aircraft? |
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No particular reason, other than to thwart the effects of gravity on breast tissue for as long as possible. |
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As for taking them aboard aircraft, it would certainly enhance your "status" as a stewardess... not to mention enhancing your chances of survival in the event the aircraft ditched into water. |
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Is this your ponytail holder? Breast implants, I mean,
NATURALLY. |
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Nah. It just crossed my tiny mind, like a drunken mosquito in the night, [blissy]. |
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