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Irrespective of how catholic your society's tastes are, these will land you in hot water with the thought police.
In some countries they should never be seen in public, in others they are tolerated though still not considered a good thing.
Blamed for all of society's ills, they are the bane
of our lives, if you listen to the opinionated do-gooders opposing them.
There's a lot at stake, when you're burning for a kiss.
Christian Candy
http://www.formar.com/candy.html
Eat these, and you have my 100% guarantee that you will get into Heaven no questions asked. No really, trust me. [sdm, Oct 08 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Non-Christian Candy
http://www.chocolat....com/Lollypic3.html
Unless you're Jimmy Bakker. [UnaBubba, Oct 08 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Heresy Kiss Boxes (3rd one down)
http://www.weddingb.../WeddingFavors.html
Apparently these were made just for giving heresy kisses away at wedding receptions. Maybe I'll order some for mine. [XSarenkaX, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Ooh, sounds sinful. Might need some testamints. [see link] |
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To suit your denomination, there is your choice of that OLD-timer peppermint feel or fresh, NEW spearmint... But just to be sure, there are always the ECUMENICAL undertones of tasty wintergreen. No need for sectarian violence... in the world of gum. |
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No-one expected a Cadbury-Schweppes Exposition? |
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Nice link, UB. Woke everybody up as I hit the floor laughing at the Patriotic Penis with pledge card. (And I believe it's Cadbury-Pepsi-Schweppes here in Oz now.) |
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Sorry about that. Bad juju there m'man. |
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No, no, UB. I said a *real* idea. |
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re: your link UB
whats that spotty one all about?
is it for Mr Blobby fans? |
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Eve: "C'mon, Adam, kiss my apple. Kiss it! Oooo yeah!" |
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Serpent: "Ha ha, gotcha! Heresy kiss!" |
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Ghod: "Awright, what's all this then? Put the fruit down and step away from the Garden. Let's move it, people, you don't got all eternity here y'know." |
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Close enough for you, BX? |
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Since heresy is largely subjective I've deliberately left room for interpretation. |
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Well, it's much better fleshed-out now, but I think we're still missing something about why Heresy Kisses should exist to make it more of an idea and less just a pun. Mind you, I'm not trying to dictate standards here, either for you or for the halfbakery; I'm just so intrigued by the phrase that I'm looking for a good way to introduce the term into conversation. |
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Neat idea. Heretic or revolutionary thoughts, printed on those little paper flags that stick up out of the foil ... I'd go for that. |
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"God is dead ... or is he?"
"Do not tip the waiter. Leave a nice note instead."
"Television anchormen don't wear pants."
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This gets my "for" vote, in the specific sense of Hershey's Kisses with subversive messages printed on the little paper flags. It's like fortune cookies for the humorously evil. |
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There's a thought "Heresy Kisses - Chocolate Misfortune Cookies" |
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I think I need to keep a jarful of these at my desk. I'd really like to offer them to lots of people, but since they may get offended, I'll probably just keep them to myself. :) |
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and what's wrong with ppl being offended? everyone s bound to get offended sooner or later, might as well do it humorously! |
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O! A little chocolate punny, how cuuute. |
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Great, I'll give them away to all my guests (linky-dink). |
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