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No, not that kind of baked.
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Santa sits silently,
Customers queue quietly,
Kids quarrel continuously,
Chaotically catcalling Kriskringle.
Santa's seat's surrounded,
By big-breasted, broad-butted
Beauties bearing buckets o’ bling,
On necks ‘n’ norks ‘n’ knuckles
Their thick, thunderous thighs
Raunchily,
readily revealed
Repetitive rap rolls rudely ‘round
Santa’s snowy sanctum.
Several sultry sluts swaying silently
See a synchronous shimmying of skimpy skirts.
Bad Santa!, Bad Santa!, Bad Santa!,
Bad Santa!, Bad Santa!...
Hoe hoe hoe...
http://bse.wisc.edu...ndhoe/hoe_three.jpg
[zen_tom, Dec 20 2007]
Yo, ho ho
http://www.pyracy.c...a_02_FINUL01_35.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 21 2007]
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Would it be very grinchy of me to point out that this is (a) really just a pun and (b) a pun that's been done (though not on the bakery)? |
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On the other hand, I'm wondering what tune might go with this. It reminds me of Olde Englishe alliterative verse, but carried to extremes. |
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Not to any specific tune. The line rhythm is A,A,A,B |
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Ad hoc, Ad ho, Ad phiz, fo sho. |
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